Well Merry Monday to ya, Pals!
Y’all, we are gettin’ SO close to Christmas. Like, for real Christmas. And I’m gettin’ giddier than Meemaw when she gets another one’a her bear figurines to add to her seemingly never-ending family of cubs.
This is the week where loved ones pull up a little closer, and slow down just enough to notice how special it all is. We’re so excited that we can hardly sit still, but we’re real glad that we get to settle in and catch up together before we gotta go do all our family travelin’ and all that shenanigans.
Anyway, settle on in and grab somethin’ warm, top off your mug with your preferred warm beveragino, and let’s see what’s in store for our get-together today!
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Make sure ya tune the radio to this week’s song, it’s a perfect accompaniment to the issue (or so we like to think.)
This week’s Front Porch Partner: Riverside
This week’s Front Porch Partner is Riverside. They ain’t local-local, but they’re good porch company.
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What’s Goin’ On in the Scenic City?
Community
Christmas Eve Pajama Party
Wednesday, 12/24 @ First Horizon Pavilion | 11:00AM - 4:30PM
Slip into your coziest Christmas PJs and make this festive skate session part of your holiday tradition. Glide under twinkling lights, soak up jolly vibes, and warm up with hot cocoa before Santa comes to town.
North Georgia Holiday Spectacular
Runs through 12/27 @ Colonnade Theatre (Ringgold, GA)
Check out this high-energy holiday musical filled with big voices, bold choreography, laugh-out-loud moments, and classic Christmas magic. Featuring dazzling numbers, dancing elves, toy soldiers, and a heartfelt nativity, it’s a festive night the whole family can enjoy.
Music & Entertainment
Mia Jackson
Friday, 12/26 & Saturday, 12/27 @ The Comedy Catch | 7:00PM
Comedian Mia Jackson is bringing her stand-up to The Comedy Catch for a night of smart, seriously funny comedy. Come on out for a relaxed night with plenty of laughs and good company.
Tell Me Lies - The Fleetwood Mac Experience with The Essentials
Saturday, 12/27 @ The Signal | 8:00PM
Tell Me Lies brings the music of Fleetwood Mac to The Signal for a full-scale live show, with support from The Essentials. Get ready for a night of the music you love and vibes that are unmatched.
Outdoors ‘n’ Stuff
Holiday Family Swim Days
Mon./Tues., 12/22-23 and Mon./Tues., 12/29-30 @ Ooltewah Swim Center | 12:00-2:00PM
Holiday Family Swim Days are back at Ooltewah Swim Center with open swim in a covered, heated pool. It’s perfect for burning off some holiday energy! Bring the kids (or bring the whole fam) and enjoy a relaxed couple of hours together, complete with music, games, concessions, and pictures with Santa.
Open Gate Day
Saturday, 12/27 @ Lula Lake Land Trust | 9:00AM
Take advantage of Open Gate Day at Lula Lake and enjoy a full day to explore one of the region’s most beautiful natural spaces. Enjoy miles of trails, sweeping bluff views, and the iconic waterfall, which is well worth the trip in itself!
Got somethin’ cookin’ that the Scenic City oughta know about? Wanna talk about how cool your weekend was? Tell us all about it! Just reply to this message, or send a separate one to [email protected]!
This Week’s Community Spotlight: The Garden House
This week’s Community Spotlight shines on The Garden House, a heart-forward local effort organized by Jess Meroney and others in the community that’s been quietly doin’ the good, steady work of feeding bellies and taking care of neighbors across their corner of Chattanooga!
This past Friday, The Garden House hosted a Holiday Potluck Dinner at the Soddy-Daisy Community Center, welcoming neighbors to come together for a good hot meal just days before Christmas. Folks were invited to bring a dish (or simply themselves), and tables filled up with warm meals and shared conversation.

A lil’ photo that our reader James snagged while at the potluck. Thanks pal!
Kids were treated to small gifts, and get THIS: Santa, the big guy himself, made a special stop to spread a little magic ahead of the big day. Talk about a lucky coincidence that we got to see him in Soddy-Daisy of all places!
At its heart, The Garden House exists to make sure everyone has a seat at the table, especially during seasons when needs can feel heavier. If you’d like to support their future community meals, events, and outreach, you can follow them on Facebook, or reach out directly to see how you can get involved.
It truly takes a village to feed the village, and we’re mighty grateful for folks like The Garden House who keep that spirit alive right here at home!
Know someone doin’ something awesome in the community? Let us know by replying with more deets so we can feature them in a future issue!

Bubby’s Cheerful Thoughts: First Christmases
Remember your first Christmas growin’ up?
I mean the feelin’ of it. When ya got all snug into your Christmas jammies with your family on Christmas Eve, ate all of the holiday sweets followed up by an endless flow of hot chocolate, and then forced to boil in your sugar rush gently tucked into bed with the promise of Santa arriving overnight. Then, randomly openin’ your eyes after your imminent crash to finally realize in your head, “Mother of Jonny Cash, today’s the day,” so you jump outta bed in order to make it everyone else’s problem. Ahh, I remember it like it was yesterday (it was, I was rehearsin’ for later this week.)
That said, I was catchin’ up with all the trendy stuff on TikTok, and came across this particular feller’s vidya talkin’ about first Christmases that really put things into a different perspective: Christmas never really stops givin’ us firsts. They just change shape as we get older.
For example, this is Clementine’s first Christmas with Pickle under the tree, watchin’ the lights like they’re doin’ magic tricks just for him.
Maybe it’s your first Christmas in a new place, a new job, or maybe even a season where you’re still figurin’ things out as you go. And sometimes, it’s your first Christmas missin’ someone who used to be right there with ya, deckin’ the halls in tandem.
Those firsts can feel excitin’, tender, or a little bit strange all at once. But I also think they’re a sign of somethin’ good too, and that life’s still movin’. Love’s still findin’ new places to land, and you’re still showin’ up even when things look different than they used to.
Christmas has a real special way of holdin’ all that together. The old memories, new beginnings, and the joy and aches that come with it all, just sittin’ side by side without rushin’ each other off so it can all be felt and acknowledged.
So if this Christmas feels different for you, that’s quite alright.
You’re not doin’ it wrong, just livin’ through one of this year’s firsts. It’s our first year together as a community, and that is something worth Ho, Ho, Ho’ing about.

Clementine’s Corner: We Wish You a Wordy Christmas
I love Christmas. I really, really do. And I love words. I really, really do. So it won’t come as a shock to you that I really, really, really, really, really love Christmas words.
I’m serious, Christmas carols have their own language. You can’t just say these things just any time of year or people will think you’re stuck in the Muppets’ Christmas Carol. No, the festive verbiage of the holidays is something special, and I’m excited to tell you my five favorite phrases you can only get away with uttering this time of year.
Figgie Pudding: Can you believe this is a real thing? My great aunt Myrtle used to make figgie pudding every year for the holidays and you wouldn’t believe, but that stuff SLAPS.
Tidings: Okay, what the heck is a tiding and why is everyone bringing the good ones with them this Christmas?? Tidings are just lil bits of news, and there are plenty of good tidings this time of year. Maybe we should change call ourselves a Good-Tidings-letter instead of a plain old newsletter… I’ll see what Bubby thinks.
Tannenbaum: Yeah, this is just the German word for “fir tree,” but if you ask me, we are underutilizing the Tannenbaum title. “Wow, I like your Christmas tree.” Boring, basic. “What a totally terrific Tannenbaum!” Flashy, magical. I mean, it makes sense to me.
Upsot: The iconic second verse to Jingle Bells tells the story of a guy that goes for a sleigh ride with Ms. Fanny Bright and they wind up getting yeeted from the sleigh. That goofy horse got into a drifted bank “and then we got upsot.” Upsot?! But upon further research, I can confirm that upsot IS in fact a real but rare past participial form of the word upset. I’m pretty sure they just picked it for Jingle Bells for the rhyme and I can appreciate that.
Wassail: MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE. It derives from an old English greeting (Waes Hail, which means Be Ye Healthy), but it’s basically a fancy way to say “what’s up, my merry homie?” This one even comes in a verb variety, where you go door to door wassailing and they give you something warm to drink. Catch me wassailing round town, how ‘bout that.
Words are so wonderful all the time, and I love these weird little wonders of words that make Christmas a tiny bit more special. My challenge for you this week is to use your words to tell the people in your corner how thankful you are for them! Like this:
“Bubby! Wassail, my dude? Don’t get upsot, I bring happy tidings and figgie pudding! It’s Tannenbaum time!”
However you choose to celebrate (and whatever words you use to do so), I hope you have a very Merry Christmas!

Well Neighbor, Time to Deck the Halls.
The lights are glowin’, the good words are floatin’ around in the air, and Christmas is nearly here. Whether your days ahead are full of wassailin’, figgie puddin’, new traditions, or quiet moments you didn’t see comin’, we hope you find a little bit of joy tucked into each and every one.
If this season feels familiar, we hope it feels comforting. And if it feels different, we hope it still finds you gently, with room for both the old memories and the brand-new ones you’re makin’ along the way.
However you celebrate. Whatever words you use. Whoever you’re holdin’ close (or carryin’ with you in your heart), know there’s a seat saved for you right here.
From our cozy porch to yours, we wish you a Christmas full of warmth, wonder, and words worth holdin’ onto.
We’ll see you on the other side of Christmas, friends! Don’t be afraid to show off whatcha get from Santa by emailing us at [email protected], we might feature ‘em in next Monday’s issue if you do 👀
— Bubby & Clementine








