It’s what? December Already?!
Well hey there, Neighbor! Pull up a chair, and welcome to the coziest corner of the internet this side of the Scenic City.
Ya might notice things lookin’ just a tad different ‘round here today. Yep… we’ve been quietly hammerin’, paintin’, pokin’, proddin’, and sprucin’ up our website behind the scenes! It’s still very much a work in progress (so if you spot any weird little quirks, just consider ’em part of the charm for now). But goodness gracious, we’re mighty excited to keep shapin’ a home that feels just as warm and neighborly as this porch aims to be.
And what better time for a fresh lil’ glow-up than the start of the holiday season? The lights are twinklin’, the cocoa’s steamin’, and the whole town’s hummin’ with that soft winter magic once again. We’re real glad you’re here to step into December with us: stuffy noses and all.
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Make sure ya crank the tunes for this week’s theme song if ya wanna little song to pep along to while ya read!
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What’s Goin’ On in the Scenic City?
Community
Community Potluck
Thursday, 12/4 @ La Paz Chattanooga | 6–7:30PM
Bring a dish and share a meal with friends and neighbors at this community dinner. Enjoy a special ballet performance and other family-friendly activities. Pantry donations are welcome!
Mindful Mornings
Saturday, 12/6 @ Reve Coffee & Books | 8:50–10AMStart your morning on the mindful side with a warm treat and a workshop from Waves Wellness Counseling. This 60-minute guided mindfulness session explores breathwork and simple grounding techniques. Take a moment to slow down, breathe, and be fully present.
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Saturday, 12/6 @ Main Street/Southside | All Day
Get ready for a full day (and night) of fun on the Southside. Kicking off with the iconic morning parade and plenty of pancakes, the party keeps going with a chili cook-off to taste-test, vendor markets to shop, and music to enjoy all day long. This community tradition is free and open to everyone!
Music & Entertainment
CHA Jazz Fest: A Christmas Jazz Concert
Wednesday, 12/4 @ Barking Legs Theater | 7:30–9:30PM
This festive soiree is packed with local jazz talent and holly-jolly tunes. Featuring a lineup of Chattanooga favorites, this is one party you don’t want to miss!
Annie
Dec 5–21 @ Chattanooga Theatre Centre | Various Showtimes
The feel-good production of the holiday season opens this weekend! With timeless laughs and classic songs you know by heart, this joyful show is fun for the whole family!
Jerry Seinfeld Live
Friday, 12/5 @ Soldiers & Sailors Memorial Auditorium | 7PM
The comedy legend is taking the stage and bringing the laughs. For one night only, Seinfeld is sharing witty stories and cracking hilarious jokes. Get tickets below!
Outdoors ‘n’ Stuff
Hamilton County Christmas Tree Lighting
Monday, 12/1 @ Courthouse Lawn | 4:30–7:30PM
Join Santa and the Chattanooga Elf on the courthouse lawn to light up the official county tree! There will be food trucks, crafts, and holiday activities to celebrate the spirit all night long!
Cold Moon Night Hike
Wednesday, 12/4 @ Stringer’s Ridge | 5:30–7:30PM
Take a calm and mindful evening stroll beneath the final full moon of the year. Join guides on a trek through Stringer’s Ridge with starry skies and stories of history and nature.
Get Calfeinated + Christmas Market
Saturday, 12/6 @ Blessing Creek Farms | 3–8PM
Kick off the holidays with Highland cows, hot cocoa, and some local holiday shopping. Santa himself has plans to make an appearance (with an extra special “reindeer”)! The farm is ready for Christmas!
Got somethin’ cookin’ that the Scenic City oughta know about? Wanna talk about how cool your weekend was? Tell us all about it! Just reply to this message, or send a separate one to [email protected]!
This week’s Community Spotlight: Nooga Lights — Soddy-Daisy’s Sparkly Holiday Spectacle
Hey neighbor, grab yer mittens and maybe a lil’ packet of Swiss Miss, because we’re heading just up the road to one of the shiniest corners of the county: NoogaLights in Soddy-Daisy!
If you’ve never made the trek north for this one, imagine drivin’ straight into a Christmas card; except the card is alive and synchronized to music, and occasionally features a glowing forest that makes Clementine yell in awe, “THIS IS ART!!!”
Anyway, it’s nestled right off Dayton Pike, and is (in my humblest opinion) Tennessee’s Ultimate Holiday Light Show, and buddy… we ain’t lyin’.
This year, they’ve got two ways to experience the magic:
A Drive-Thru Light Show: Roll the windows down, crank the holiday tunes they sync the displays to, and let the whole evening wash over ya in twinkles and color. Perfect for folks who wanna stay cozy in the car or certain kiddos who refuse to wear jackets (lookin’ at you, Clementine).
Or the Walk-Thru Light Show: If you wanna fully immerse yourself in the glow of the tunnels, shimmering sculptures and neon forests, and the giant cubes, then the walk-thru is a whole different kinda wonder. You’ll feel like you got dropped into Chattanooga’s own Christmas dimension. (And yes, Clementine said the cubes made her “feel like a magical data packet traveling through Santa’s Wi-Fi.” I do not know what that means.)
NoogaLights runs select nights between November 21 thru December 31, with both drive-thru and walk-thru options clearly marked on their calendar. Most weeknights go 6–9pm, with weekend hours stretchin’ all the way to 10pm!

Deep Thoughts with Bubby: “Why the Holidays Hit Different When You’re Grown”
I used to think the magic of the holidays came from big shiny stuff. Y’know, like gifts, parades, that one uncle who insists on wearin’ a Santa suit even though he gets mistaken for a mall employee every year.
But the older I’ve been gettin’, the more I realize the magic lives somewhere else entirely: in the moments that feel borrowed or shared.
Sometimes it’s carrying a paper bag of oranges to a neighbor who ain’t been feelin’ too spry. Hearin’ Christmas music drift out of a Weigel’s at 10PM. Gettin’ a text from an old friend you haven’t talked to since last December, or just sittin’ on the couch in mismatched socks, drinkin’ cocoa you forgot you even made earlier for a surprise treat.
When yer little, the season is loud and cheerful. But when ya get grown, the season is soft. But soft ain’t lesser — soft is sacred.
Maybe that’s why the holidays hit different now, because we finally realize how fleeting those moments are.
So here’s my question this week: What soft moment found you lately? What’s a gentle thing you wanna hold onto?
Tell us in the comments or reply directly to us in yer email, I think we could all use a lil’ reminder that softness counts too.

Clementine’s Corner: My Saturday Shopportunity
This weekend was Small Business Saturday, so Saturday morning, Bubby and I headed out to do two of my favorite things, eat local and shop local!
We started out at Hungry Mother where I had some of the best cookies of my whole life. I had three of them. Seriously, two double chocolates and a snickerdoodle. I talked about those cookies all weekend. Bubby and I both had the fancy ham sandwiches with the fancy pickle relish, too. Top it off with a coffee for Bubby and a tasty tea for me and we had ourselves a delightful lil lunch.
With our bellies full, we headed over to a brand new spot downtown - Studio Ours. Our friend Chan just opened up this space as a makers mart and creative space for local artists in the community. The curated mart has jewelry, snacks, home decor, art, toys, and so much more! They even host classes and workshops in the studio. This place is a true one-stop wonder.
While we were there, we got to say hey to our pal Mallory! She was there signing copies of her poetry book and coloring book, both of which are for sale at Studio Ours. But books are just the beginning. The shop has candles, crafts, musical instruments, Labubu costume, and about a hundred more magical must-haves. There’s something for everyone! We got a handmade Christmas ornament that’s going on the tree (just as soon as we get it up).
I love this time of year more than any other, and I’m excited to check out all the holiday happenings around town. If you’ve got a lead on something good, loop me in! Clementine McBride never skips a good local shopportunity!

Welp, looks like it’s time for another pot of coffee!
Whether your week ahead is full of errands, quiet moments, twinkly lights, or just tryin’ to keep your fingers from freezin’ on the steering wheel, we hope you carry a spark of sweetness with you. And if our freshly revamped lil’ website gives ya any trouble, don’t worry — we’re right here patchin’ things up as we go, just like any good Southern fixer-upper.
Thanks for spendin’ a moment on the porch with us today. Stay warm, stay gentle, and keep an eye out for the tiny bits of magic hidin’ in the week ahead.
— Bubby & Clementine






