Well look who showed up, hi buckaroo!
Something's growin' around here after last week’s shenanigans, y’all.
Last week we talked seeds that sometimes take a little longer than a ten-year-old has patience for. This week we're checkin' in on a few of 'em, including one we planted all by ourselves.
Pull up a chair if you’re wantin’ to settle in, otherwise grab you a tool or two from Meemaw’s shed. It’s gardening time.
Today's Issue Includes:
As always, we’ve added a fresh track to this week’s issue purely for vibes as you read. Click the radio below before ya start reading if you wanna listen!
This week’s Front Porch Partner: The I Hate it Here Newsletter!
If you’ve ever had a manager that made you question our life choices (or texted your bestie three days before they were lettin’ ya go), this one's for you.
I Hate it Here is the newsletter for anyone who's ever survived a workplace and lived to tell about it. Written by Hebba Youssef — an actual Chief People Officer who's been in the trenches — it's a weekly dose of real-talk HR advice with zero buzzwords and zero sugarcoating. Navigating a tricky boss, messy policies, or just the general chaos of working with humans? She's got you.
And here's the sweet part: just checkin' out the link below puts $1.31 in the Chattynooga piggy bank. No sign-ups required, just a peek!
The best HR advice comes from people who’ve been in the trenches.
That’s what this newsletter delivers.
I Hate it Here is your insider’s guide to surviving and thriving in HR, from someone who’s been there. It’s not about theory or buzzwords — it’s about practical, real-world advice for navigating everything from tricky managers to messy policies.
Every newsletter is written by Hebba Youssef — a Chief People Officer who’s seen it all and is here to share what actually works (and what doesn’t). We’re talking real talk, real strategies, and real support — all with a side of humor to keep you sane.
Because HR shouldn’t feel like a thankless job. And you shouldn’t feel alone in it.

What’s Goin’ On in the Scenic City?
Community
World Autism Day Celebration
Thursday, April 2 @ White Duck Taco | 5:30PMWhite Duck Taco is turning into a full-on celebration for World Autism Day, with games, exhibits, and live music bringing the energy all evening long. Swing by for a exciting evening with community partners that gives back while keeping things fun (and yes, there will be tacos).
Hug A Bunny
Friday & Saturday, April 3-4 @ Chattanooga Zoo | 9:00AM–5:00PM
Celebrate the Easter season with a special visit to the zoo, where you can spend time with rabbits, meet the Easter Bunny, and explore hands-on activities throughout the day. There will be crafts, games, and animal encounters as well as a few fun surprises tucked in along the way! Regular admission is included with each Hug a Bunny ticket.
13th Annual Westside Easter Egg Hunt
Sunday, April 5 @ River Park | 3:00PM
A local neighbor is continuing a beloved Easter tradition, hosting this annual egg hunt in honor of his brother and the joy it’s brought to families over the years. Come on out for an afternoon full of egg hunting, candy-filled baskets, and kids running wild in the best way.
Music & Entertainment
Ramen Bowl Painting Class
Saturday, April 4 @ And Then Books | 1:00–3:00PMJoin Ayda Fisher of Home Brew Pottery for a hands-on class where you’ll learn a bit about surface design before painting your own ramen bowl to take home. You’ll leave with a finished piece all your own that will make every noodle dish a little more special. Tickets required.
Fandom Fusion!
Saturday & Sunday, April 4–5 @ Chattanooga Convention Center | 9:00AM–5:00PM (4:30 on Sunday)This two-day convention is all about the good stuff: trading cards, anime, gaming, cosplay, and collectibles galore. It’s free to attend and packed wall-to-wall with vendors, so you can browse, trade, and maybe finally find that one thing you’ve been hunting for.
Campfire Concert Series: Fresh Mind
Friday, April 3 @ Reflection Riding | 5:30-10:00PMReflection Riding’s spring concert series is back, kicking things off Friday with live music set against one of the best backdrops in town. Come settle in by the fire and spend the evening outside with good music and a crowd that knows how to do a Friday night right.
Outdoors ‘n’ Stuff
Full Moon Adventure Series: Pink Moon Night Hike
Wednesday, April 1 @ Greenway Farm | 6:30–9:00PMHead over to Greenway Farm for a guided hike to mark the start of spring under April’s full Pink Moon. Come see the trails in a different light and connect with nature like never before. Registration required.
Chattanooga Roller Derby Home Opener
Apr 4 @ Camp Jordan Arena | Doors 3:00PMChattanooga Roller Derby is rolling into its first home game of the 2026 season with a double-header, bringing fast hits and even faster footwork to the track. One ticket gets you two matchups, with a portion of proceeds benefiting La Paz and a silent auction happening during the event, all part of a big night for roller derby. Tickets required.
Got somethin’ cookin’ that the Scenic City oughta know about?
Tell us all about it with our new and improved events form, or just reply to this email with your event details and we’ll go from there!

This week’s Community Spotlight: Community Gains needs YOU this week!
Our pals Regina and Logan at Community Gains are workin' on a snazzy new website, and they need some real, live Chattanooga faces to help bring it to life!
They're filming on Wednesday, April 8th and are lookin' for volunteers to be part of it. No experience required, just show up actin’ as yourself and help tell the story of what Community Gains is all about.
If you've been around the Chattynooga porch for a while, you already know these folks are doin' something special here in town. By blending personal training with mental health coaching, Community Gains gives a full-circle wellness experience that meets people where they are.
Interested? Good, I knew you’d be! Head to their Instygram or shoot Regina a note directly at [email protected]

Deep Rooted Thoughts with Bubby: Share our Seed!
Last week, I told ya about the National Park City Seeds campaign that’s currently goin’ on, with neighbors plantin' ideas all over Chattanooga and hopin' somethin' good takes root.
We didn’t wanna feel left out obviously, so we planted our own seed for Roundabout North Chatt so folks know what we’ve been buildin’! When I got to readin’ about what the campaign is actually asking, "What does this city need more of?" a calmer, neighbor-run corner of the internet for folks in our neighborhood felt like a pretty honest answer.
Y'all already know what Roundabout is, and some of y'all have been in the beta for a while now (thank ya kindly for your support!) Submitting it to the Seeds campaign felt like a way of declarin’ out loud: “YOOHOO, WE GOT SOMETHIN’ COOL THAT YA OUGHTA TAKE A LOOK AT”
If you wanna go show it a little love on the city’s Seeds platform, we’d be mighty grateful for it. You can also hop into Roundabout right now and see it with your own eyes before it launches publicly in just a couple of weeks!

Clementine’s Corner: Easter eggs are better deviled.
Guys, I’m getting real excited. There’s a big holiday coming up on Sunday… EASTER!
You may have heard of it. Now there are lots of reasons to enjoy Easter. I know how my family is gonna celebrate; we’ll start the day at church, have an Easter egg hunt with all the candy I can eat, and then… LUNCH. Easter lunch just hits different, and this year I’m gonna make my Mama’s deviled eggs for the potluck.
Want the recipe? You’re in luck! It’s time for Clem’s Cookbook Club!

Now the best part of this recipe is that there’s no real measuring. I know, I know. Bubby says a recipe is a recipe for a reason, but I prefer to wing it. So, you’ll need:
A dozen eggs
Mayonnaise
Yellow mustard
Salt
Paprika
And because this is a Clementine McBride classic, pickles. Dill salad cubes are preferred, but you can chop up some kosher dill pickles if you don’t have those. You can also make this recipe with sweet pickles, but you shouldn’t.
Boil your eggs for exactly 11 minutes, then transfer them to a big ol’ bowl of ice water. You can also add a little bit of white wine vinegar to the boiling water to make the eggs easier to peel. Once they’re boiled and chilled, peel the eggs and cut them in half long ways. Scoop the yellows into a bowl and mush ‘em up til you can’t mush ‘em any more.
Now this is where it gets a little tricky. You’re gonna want four biiiiig spoons of mayonnaise, a little more than half as much mustard, and a lil splash of pickle juice to start. Mix it all together really well and do a little taste testing.
If it’s too thick, add a little pickle juice. Too tangy? Add a little mayo. For a little extra zip, add a bit more mustard. Add salt to taste. Then mix in the pickles (it’s very important that you measure this with your heart). Spoon the yellows into the empty egg halves, sprinkle them with paprika, and arrange on a dish. Voila! Deviled eggs!
Let me know if you try the recipe out. But be warned, these puppies will go fast, so grab one while you can!
Happy Easter! 🐰

That’s what we got growin' this week!
Seeds take time, but they don't tend themselves.
Whether that's showin' up on camera for Community Gains, supportin' a neighbor's idea on the Seeds platform, or finally makin' your way over to Roundabout — every little bit of showin' up counts for somethin'.
Thanks for spendin' your Monday mornin' with us! We'll see ya next week as always.
— Bubby & Clementine







