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Blegh, that last snot rope prolly would make Spider-Man jealous.
Oh, heya neighbor. Sorry ya had to witness that (or you’re welcome if you’re the type that gets a giggle from that stuff).
Imma be real whit’cha, the Chattynooga porch has been quarantined due to a plague amongst our household (AKA Clementine came and spread her stinkin’ germs during our play dates 🙄) so this week is gonna be even shorter than I am.
That said, we didn’t wanna leave ya hanging with things to do while we’re out of commission, so Clementine made up for her contamination by curating a spread of things to do in the meanwhile.
Today's Issue Includes:
As always, we’ve added a fresh track to this week’s issue purely for vibes as you read. Click the link below before ya start reading if you wanna listen, or listen to the full Chattynooga playlist on Spotify!
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What’s Goin’ On in the Scenic City?
Community
Monster Bash
Friday, October 9 & Saturday, October 10 @ Creative Discovery Museum | 6 - 9 PM
Something spooky is coming to the Creative Discovery Museum! Monster Bash is back for two nights, and kids can come in costume to mix potions, meet creepy critters, visit the all new Spooky Town, and investigate Frankenstein’s curiosities and oddities. After all that monster business, grab a s’more and settle in around the campfire.
Chattanooga Pride: Rainbow Rave
Friday, October 9 @ The Signal | 9:00 PM
Chattanooga is counting down to Pride! Rainbow Rave turns the start of Pride season into one big dance party, complete with an NYE-style countdown, colorful lights, and rave-inspired energy. Grab your people, find your way to the dance floor, and welcome Pride surrounded by community.
Scenic City Sense Circus
Saturday, October 10 @ Miller Park | 3:00 - 8:00 PM
Step right up and put all five senses to work! Scenic City Sense Circus mixes the spectacle of the big top with hands-on experiences designed around sight, sound, smell, taste, and touch. Come ready to make something, try something, and discover something new!
Music and Entertainment
Chattanooga Ballet: Art/Bridges
Thursday, October 8 - Saturday, October 10 @ UTC Fine Arts Center, Hayes Concert Hall
Chattanooga Ballet is taking inspiration from a familiar Chattanooga landmark this fall! Art/Bridges celebrates the reopening of the Walnut Street Bridge with a program that moves between classical and contemporary ballet and challenges what audiences might expect from both. The production puts the human side of dance front and center through real emotion, diverse experiences, and connection.
Trombone Shorty & Orleans Avenue
Thursday, October 8 @ Walker Theatre | 7:30 PM
Get ready to put a little funk in your Thursday night! Trombone Shorty & Orleans Avenue take over the Walker Theatre with their high-energy mix of funk, jazz, rock, and unmistakable New Orleans sound. Catch them live in Chattanooga for one night only!
Search Party Opening Weekend: The Call
Friday, October 9 & Saturday, October 10 @ Shuttle Park North | Doors 7:30 PM, Show 8:00 PM
A downtown parking garage is getting a pretty major upgrade! Search Party transforms the rooftop of Shuttle Park North into an open-air art space for the next month, beginning this weekend with The Call, an immersive dance experience that puts the audience right in the middle of the performance. Search Party continues through November 7 with a month of art, music, classes, parties, and more on the rooftop.
Outdoors ‘n’ Stuff
Halloween Trail Fest
Friday, October 9 & Saturday, October 10 @ Enterprise South Nature Park | 6 - 11 PM
Pick your poison at Halloween Trail Fest! Halloween Trail Fest returns with its terrifying two-mile Haunted Trail, a glowing nighttime trail for all ages, and a Too Cute to Spook trick-or-treat experience for kids 10 and under. Whether your Halloween speed is monsters in the woods or marshmallows by the bonfire, there’s a spot for you at Trail Fest.
Spooky Paws Pet Parade
Saturday, October 10 @ Tennessee Riverpark | 10:00 AM - 4:00 PM
Halloween is going to the dogs this weekend! Dress up your furry friends and head to Tennessee Riverpark for the Spooky Paws Pet Parade, complete with a costume contest and all the puppies and pets to meet along the way. Friendly, leashed pets are welcome, so bring the whole crew for an afternoon of vendors, rescues, and costumed critters along the river.
The Great Inflate
Saturday, October 10 @ Tennessee Riverpark | 10:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Get ready to bounce your way through Tennessee Riverpark! Spend Saturday climbing, bouncing, sliding, and racing through The Great Inflate’s collection of bounce houses, giant slides, and obstacle courses. With attractions for little kids through adults, the whole family can get in on the action!
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I’m goin’ back to sleep, bud. See ya next week.
Thanks for checking in bud, but it’s about nap time around these parts.
Get a friggin’ flu shot,
— Bubby and Clementine
