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Happy Monday, ya beautiful humans! 🌈

June's rolled into town, and we're kicking things off with a celebration of community, belonging, and all the colorful folks that help make our little corner of the world feel like home.

Today's Issue Includes:

As always, we’ve added a fresh track to this week’s issue purely for vibes as you read. Click the link below before ya start reading if you wanna listen!

This week’s Front Porch Partner is Lazarus Naturals!

This week’s Front Porch Partner is Lazarus Naturals. They ain’t local-local, but every lil’ click sends $1.50 jingle janglin’ straight into the Chattynooga coin purse. No forms or fuss, just a quick tap that helps keep this porch swing rockin’ and the stories flowin’.

So if you’ve got half a second between sips of coffee, give it a click and consider it your good deed for the day. Appreciate ya, neighbor.

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What’s Goin’ On in the Scenic City?

Community

  • Friend Request
    Tuesday, June 2 @ ClearStory Arts | 6:30 PM
    Chattanooga Queer Empowerment Collective is kicking off Pride Month with Friend Request, a queer speed friending night designed to help folks make new connections. Guests will rotate through short conversations that make meeting new people a whole lot less awkward. You just might leave with a trivia teammate, concert buddy, or a whole new best friend!
    🌈 You've got a friend request in me

  • Whispering Giants Intertribal Festival
    Saturday, June 6 @ Museum Center at 5ive Points | 10:00 AM - 5:00 PM
    The Whispering Giants Intertribal Festival is one of the most unique cultural celebrations you'll find anywhere in the Southeast. Throughout the day, visitors can enjoy performances, meet Native artists, and learn more about the cultures and traditions represented by tribes from across the region. Spend the day listening, learning, and experiencing traditions passed down through generations!
    🪶 A tradition worth experiencing

  • Asian Night Market
    Saturday, June 6 @ Miller Park | 5:00 - 9:00 PM
    Take a trip around the world without ever leaving Chattanooga! Join Art120 at Miller Park for an evening of Asian street food, cultural performances, handmade goods, and local vendors. Come hungry and see what catches your eye!
    🥢 Passport not required

Music & Entertainment

  • Trail Running Film Festival
    Thursday, June 4 @ Gearhead Outfitters | 6:00 PM
    Some of the best outdoor adventures turn into great stories. The Trail Running Film Festival brings those stories to the screen through a collection of films celebrating the excitement and beauty of exploring the outdoors. Whether you're a runner or simply love the outdoors, these films capture the moments that keep people coming back to the trail.
    🏃 Miles to go before I sleep

  • Southside Porchfest

    Saturday, June 6 @ Southside Chattanooga | 10:30 AM - 10:45 PM
    Take your Saturday plans to the front porch! The first-ever Southside Porchfest transforms porches, yards, driveways, and patios into stages for local musicians, creating an all-day celebration of community and local music. Spend the day hopping from porch to porch and celebrating the people who make the Southside special!

  • Rock On at Kelly's 5th Annual Adopt-A-Thon
    Saturday, June 6 @ Humane Educational Society | 11:00 AM - 5:00 PM
    The Humane Educational Society is throwing one heck of a party this weekend! They’re waiving all adoption fees this Saturday in honor of the late Kelly McCoy, a local radio legend and longtime supporter of HES. Come out for live music, food trucks, local vendors, and maybe even go home with a furry new best friend!
    🐶 Rock, roll, rescue

Outdoors ‘n’ Stuff

  • Southeastern Hot Rod Show
    Friday, June 5 & Saturday, June 6 @ North Georgia AG Fairgrounds | 8:00 AM - 3:00 PM
    Everyone knows that classic cars never really go out of style! The Southeastern Hot Rod Show is rolling into Dalton with a showcase of pre-'72 hot rods and muscle cars for a two-day show and swap meet. The cars may be the main attraction, but food, music, vendors, and awards keep the celebration going all weekend long!
    🚗 They don’t make ‘em like they used to

  • Chattanooga Roller Derby Pride Night

    Saturday, June 6 @ Camp Jordan Arena | 3:00 PM
    Kick off Pride Month at full speed with the Chattanooga Roller Derby! This final regular season home game packs two games into one afternoon, with a portion of proceeds benefiting the Chattanooga chapter of PFLAG. This is your last chance to catch the action at home before the postseason begins, so don’t miss out!
    🛌 All pride, no brakes

  • Walnut Street Bridge Festival
    Sunday, June 7 @ Coolidge Park | 10:00 AM - 4:00 PM
    The bridge may be closed, but the festival is still going strong! The Walnut Street Bridge Festival returns for its fourth year with food vendors, live entertainment, local businesses, and a KidZone packed with activities. Bring the family and enjoy a full day of summertime fun along the riverfront!
    🌉 Meet me at Northshore

Got somethin’ cookin’ that the Scenic City oughta know about?

Tell us all about it with our new and improved events form, or just reply to this email with your event details and we’ll go from there!

This week’s Community Spotlight: The Chattanooga Queer Empowerment Collective

If y’ain’t heard of the Chattanooga Queer Empowerment Collective yet, today's yer lucky day bucko. The Chattanooga Queer Empowerment Collective (or CQEC as they’ve so graciously shortened it down to) is a grassroots nonprofit right here in the Tennessee Valley that's been not-so-quietly building somethin' real nice.

They do mutual aid, resource sharing, skill-building, and community care for queer, trans, and gender-nonconformin’ folks throughout the Chattanooga area and beyond. The idea is simple enough: if somebody needs somethin', or to feel like they belong somewhere, the CQEC is a solid start. And from what we’ve been seein’ throughout this past yer, they're pretty dang good at it.

Click here for deets on Queer Speed Friending (and the rest of their Pride Month calendar!)

My favorite thing about the CQEC is that they sure know how to party with their folks, and this month ain’t no different. They've got an entire Pride calendar fulla events that you can jump right into! It kicks off tomorrow, June 2nd with Friend Request: a queer speed friending night (that's right, friending) at ClearStory Arts at 6:30 PM. Lookin' for a new hiking buddy, a movie watchin' companion, or just some new pals to meet that you can relate to? This might be your thing, and to sweeten the deal they’re even bringin' snacks!

The rest of June brings several other get-togethers, including queer community storytelling, a Pride T-Shirt Design Contest (the winning design gets printed for Pride in October!), a cozy lock-in movie night with pajamas and popcorn, a summer clothing swap, and a handful of other collaborations sprinkled throughout the month that you’re not gonna wanna miss.

Follow 'em on Instagram to see the full calendar and keep up to date with what’s happening for future meetups!

Deep Thoughts from Bubby: Love is Free

Growin’ up right here in the lovely little small town of Soddy-Daisy, "different" ain’t always been seen as a good thing, no matter what that change looks like in a community. An’ I’m quite guilty of bein’ a hater of change myself.

I didn't quite understand all of it when I was little, just knew that some kids — and even grown folk — got real quiet when certain things came up, and it carried heavy weight to it I couldn't name. I've gotten a tiny bit older, and I understand there's a lotta pain that comes with bein' different in a place that hasn't always made room for it. I don't think I'll ever fully understand what that's like, but I try to pay attention to the folks that’re livin’ that truth.

What I do know is what Meemaw taught me, and that in particular is lovin' on people with no conditions attached. Don’t matter who walks through our door, she'd have a plate ready and a story goin' before ya even sat down. She says somethin' like, "You can't go wrong lovin' somebody," I thought that was just something sweet old ladies said, but turns out she’s onto something.

I've made some of my very best friends just by tryin' to live that out in simple ways: Like showin' up curious instead of scared, and not needin' to understand everything about somebody before decidin’ they're worth knowin'. I feel like I’ve ended up richer every time for it, just maybe not in the way my pockets jingle when I leave the laundromat with a sack of unused quarters.

This Pride month, that's what I'm bringin' to the table within our lil’ internet community. Pride is a fantastic celebration of yourself, but it’s also a reminder to keep the door open and love a little more freely than what comes naturally.

Meemaw's been doin' it her whole life, I reckon the sooner ya start the fuller your porch gets once it’s your turn to have a home.

Clementine’s Corner: Haikuna Matata

Can you guys believe it’s already June?! It hit me the other day that the year is almost half over. That’s when I got really introspective, put on my poetry beret, and decided to do a little writing. I ended up jotting down a couple of haikus, so enjoy!

such heat, rain, and mud
wherefore art thou, turkey leg?
I’ll just dance instead

firefly fly by
blink blink blink blink blink blink blink
light the night up bright

me and you and me
we all deserve the same joy
love is love is love

sun bakes down on me
I am turning red red red
well, I guess I’m cooked

all I want right now
a treat most delectable
I want a moonpie

Submit your own Haiku’s by replying to this email, they’re super duper fun and easy to make!

We ain’t got anything else to say, friend! Go on, git.

Remember: the best porches aren't the fanciest ones, but the ones with room for another chair to rock together in. Have a lovely week, pals!

— Bubby & Clementine

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